Ewww.

so i found a bug bit on my arm this morning and thought "ooo what if it is a spider bite?" i decided i would investigate. by investigate of course i mean google. (side note: google isn't just a proper noun anymore, it is a verb. fancy.) after some brief research i decided that what i have is definitely not a spider bite 'cause spider bites are disgusting. don't google it. i also learned what to do in the event of being bitten by a black widow or recluse. the more you know.