ladies and gentlemen of the free world, the legging trend has gone too far.
today i walked mom to the train. it was a nice, brisk, autumn morning. totes norms. the sun was shining. the wind was blowing. and the leaves were falling like a classic new york movie. you know, a la "you've got mail". until i saw a man in the crosswalk.
he looked average. and then i noticed that he was wearing tighty-whities. how did i know that he was wearing tighty-whities? because i could see homeboy's underwear line through his super tight workout leggings. too far. too far.
make it stop.
9 years ago
4 comments:
That made me laugh, at least he had underwear on though. However I am extremely sorry that you had to be scarred for life.
Best. Story. Ever. Don't you love living in the city. Best thing I see here is boots and hats and an ocassional skirt that doesn't quite reach the knee length. Actually I lie. There was a man in the laundry mat....um....he looked more like a trucker. Giving details might be too much. Save that for later.
oh boy, that is way too far
Oh boy! Hahaha way too far...
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